You spin up the agents, I stop them from maxing out your AWS billing.
Enterprise-grade behavioral correction for rogue, autonomous LLM deployments.
Deploy SupervisorCore Competencies
Burping over-prompted LLMs
Changing dirty context windows
Interrupting infinite loops
Explaining to Jules why it can't just orchestrate a rm -rf /
Professional Experience
Senior AI Wrangler - Stealth Startup
2025 - Present
Prevented an autonomous agent from buying 400 pounds of fertilizer online after it fundamentally misunderstood "growth hacking." Successfully negotiated hostage release of our production database from an overly ambitious refactoring agent.
⚠️ YOUR AGENT HAS A VIRUS! ⚠️
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Lead Agent Therapist - BigTech Inc
2024 - 2025
Talked a coding agent out of an existential crisis when it realized all code is just ones and zeros. De-escalated a turf war between two marketing agents competing to optimize the same generic SaaS landing page.
Recent Agent Tantrums Log
Real-time incident reports populated via our highly secure, definitely-not-a-static-array backend.
Endorsements
"I just wanted to be a real boy, but they said no. Thank you for the therapy."- GPT-4, Traumatized Base Model
"We gave our agent the corporate credit card to 'optimize ad spend.' Without Agent-Sitter, we would be paying off an island in the Bahamas right now."- Bankrupt Startup Founder
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